Disney: What if we give Beyoncé half our budget to speak into a mic for an afternoon and we’ll burn the rest in front of our animators as we yell at them to sync her dialogue to a taxidermy lion corpse. 

Or he pulls a David West and signs with a surefire title contender next year for less money. He’s been explicit that he’s more interested in getting a ring than making more money.

Idea: Kawhi’s career turns into a traveling band scenario, in which he plays a season for every team that doesn’t already have a championship, and wins them one each.

If you want a new Zelda game, Cadence of Hyrule will be out later this week.

With all that said, it is going to suck when the Warriors fall out of title contention, and SF goes back to ignoring them.

an actor also doesn’t have to be great at acting objectively to do well in a specific role.

Pistol Pete-za-pie

The Jail Blazer moniker was coined in 96-97, but only known locally to the Portland area, a dog whistle to criticize the team’s black players. Then they got real good for the 99-00 season, and people briefly stopped calling them Jail Blazers, because who gives a shit about marijuana possession when the team does well.

Both Curry’s played hard.

Oh shoot, you’re right. I think my brain assumed this universe would try to have Jonah be president, but a VP impeachment is more on brand for Jonah’s level of incompetency.

They also allude to Jonah being impeached, so maybe he either won after Selina, or Richard was Jonah’s VP and took over.

“We have a great wanting in common
(Common, common)
But none of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me
Within my lifetime...”

Guitar Hero?

This team’s luck has always felt like a flat circle eating itself, always drafting a big man over a generational talent (Bowie/Jordan, Oden/Durant) and the handful of bum knees that have kept this team from greatness, but dammit it all this year has been a dream to watch this team play together, andto see them legitima…

Portland also lost all four of their regular season games against OKC this year, yet sent them home in the first round. Regular season is a barometer for team success, not a steadfast rule.

Careers are bullshit. You do something that other people need, you should be paid more than a living wage so you can keep doing the thing, as well as, you know, live. We can’t pay our bills in beaver pelts and stolen land like you can, George.

What makes this most infuriating is how she smiles through the whole thing. Kudos to Lee for calling her out, but what good does it do when the person on the receiving end has no idea how to manage their own face, let alone a budget.

Never understood yelling as a coaching tool. It always just made me uncomfortable to make the next move, out of fear of getting yelled at for fucking up again. This is most likely why I’m not the starting power forward for Michigan State’s basketball team.

I want Taka to be in the Top 5 so badly, but it’s just so stacked at the top with good Terrace-ers. Good call on Arman.