The whole thing played without buffering ❤️

Others may have said it, but I think Garth Ennis said it best...

Here’s the guy from the Vice video and his nazi tears after the fact.

Elle Reeve, the Vice journalist who scooped and out-performed all the networks with her astounding report on HBO Monday night should get the Emmy and the Peabody next year for the most comprehensive, insightful, and brutally honest documentary.

So here’s a rule to follow everyone: If someone offends a group of which you are not a part of, it is not up to you to decide when people should get over it or accept the apology.

I hope Pizza Rat sneaks in the penthouse and drops a pepperoni turd on his face while he sleeps.

“when she saw the sign, she attempted to locate a store manager, but was unable to find one.”

Would have taken him less time to rank all his Any Given Wednesday episodes.

His tweets are going to kill me long before the nuclear war.

Remember when we couldn’t elect Hillary because she was a hawk who would start wars?

Phew. I feel better already!

‘After 200 days, rarely has any Administration achieved what we have achieved..not even close!’

• Before I tell you what I’m about to tell you, I want you to remember that North Korea is full of empty threats and wacky plans that it never follows through on. Ok? Ok. North Korean state media says the country is “seriously considering” firing nuclear missiles (that’s nuclear missiles plural!) at Guam. [CNBC]

Gizmodo Media Group? Yeah, I read them. By them, I mean Deadspin, Splinter, io9 and Gizmodo. I even read Jezebel and Jalopnik. 

Good Writing: “I watched all the Star Trek Series”

Upper middle class? Have you priced Bay Area real estate lately?

I only gave MBCock a star b/c you were so salty

Required reading:

I love you anyway.

He’s a fat pig but I love your concern, Mr. Gawker Hall Monitor.