Pepsi just assumes that millennials would rather spend all their money on the resistance and art and soft drinks than actually furnish their living spaces.

Can’t Wait for “Pepsi Presents: Protest (TM) March (TM) for Freedom and Love (TM) 2017 (TM) sponsored by Pepsi RESIST”.
 
This year’s special guests include:

I like the juxtaposition of TO’s take on Jessica Simpson being a distraction, followed immediately by Whitlock comparing TO’s distractions to a stripper.

List of reasons Hillary lost:

Electoral College
Corrupt Gerrymandering
The Democratic Party focusing so much on “stopping” Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders that their candidate’s campaign forgot to offer anything substantial to her potential voter base in key battle ground states
Inherent Sexism (not JUST by “Bernie Bros,”…

As bad as the Wizards look here, at least they’re not the franchise that doesn’t understand why another team wouldn’t unfurl a red carpet for an all star said team is still hurting over. Gwyneth Paltrow “conscious uncoupling” levels of delusion. 

I would broaden the scope here and ask Hollywood to stop remaking animated movies in general.

That’s so Cub of them to do.

Yeah they’ll win at least a game, only because the Warriors don’t want to gas themselves on their way to the title. The big reason the Blazers lost game 4 last year was because Curry went supernova in the last 2 minutes, which is like spending all your key points before reaching the boss battle.

Goodell: New rules this season! You’re not allowed to play football in Oakland anymore!

He is BROKEN IN HALF!

but you mustn’t touuuuuuuucchhhh!

Titanic and Frozen are still technically stand alone films. Frozen just feels like a franchise because Disney won’t let it go.

I guess you could say these bloggers are grasping Kawhi-ldly at straws.

I guess if we’re picking up context clues, such as this being a music video for the new Smurfs movie, and Smurfette being a featured character in the music video, “dem” would refer to all of the male oriented Smurfs that Smurfette is supposedly not like. This in some ways is accurate. Gargamel created Smurfette to…

“Alright class, today we’ll be writing essays! In 140 characters or less, explain why you believe our fearless leader has been sent down by God to bring us closer to Him. And remember; anyone who cites sources is a filthy sinner and will be left out of our prayer and blood pact period in the afternoon.”

I guess “molk” is out of the question.

Is this a sport.

Let’s just put aside for one minute that Disney, in attempts to be progressive, would rather shoehorn “Gay” as a character trait for an already established character in an already established film, than to actually create new stories that center on LGBT characters or give LGBT artists the venue to tell stories.

Also, Trump’s presidential branding, summarized: