Trump’s presidential methods, summarized. 

Sorry, I’m 3 minutes into watching every member of congress clapping for this shithead and I’m daydreaming about:

CaddyShaq

So the direction we seem to be going in is to make a “live action” (quotes because it still leans heavy on VFX/animation) counterpart for every animated film in the Disney vault. That being so: what is the best case scenario for these movies? If the live action version is a carbon copy of the animated film, down to…

Because if Alex is going to chastise McCain for sitting around and doing nothing of substance while benefitting from grandstanding on a public platform, he should at least have the awareness that he’s the pot calling the kettle black.

“They stole my game plan!”
-Billy “The Gun” Van Goff

Favorite childhood cartoon?

If you could put one bad movie in the Criterion Collection for cultural preservation, which would you choose?

And somehow Kevin Hart will still win the MVP, because you know he’ll just happen to be hanging outside the arena an hour before the game with nothing to do.

I would say if you love Carpenter/Spielberg/Stephen King aesthetics this show on the surface level is good to watch, just to feel like you’re experiencing one of those movies again for the first time. It’s honestly like a mad libs puzzle of all those tropes, so there’s not a lot in terms of actual depth or story or…

Only Mitch McConnell could end up inadvertently doing something worthwhile through his bullshit and incompetence. Even a no-chin, tortoise faced clock is right twice in a century.

The Pats took him because Floyd has atoned for his Cardinal sin.

That little jovial laugh after he threatened to destroy someone’s life, sounded a bit familiar...

This is when we realize Bill Belichick is Hodor’s long lost brother, Nodezoff.

Cool, so republicans are just selling the nation’s future up a river for some more cash. Cool. COOL. WONDERFUL. SPECTACULAR.

I’m all for any Boston fan being vindicated vicariously through their fancy dog, but if they want to take credit for any super bowl wins, it means they also have to admit that they’ve been collectively tea bagged (twice!) by this dork:

This one never fails to make me laugh.

Steve Bannon looks like the dude who would tell you the Brawny Guy was modeled after him, right before throwing up in your lap at the bar.