aw I get it! Boys show you they like you by pulling your braids and pushing you! How cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *slow-motion projectile vomit*
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So there was this study a while back that showed that women tend to see themselves as X% less attractive and heavier than they are and men tend to see themselves as X% more attractive and thinner. I think this story completely supports this study.
“Ur so hott Will u go out w me”
Somehow guys believe you’d possibly want to go out with them after they insulted you or something you care about. And then they insult your looks when they get shot down. So charming (not).
Let’s take a moment to look at the stunning beauty that is Jeffrey Wells...
As a sidenote... pictures of her wedding were in my French textbooks in school.
Fucking monster. Half of the time any woman in my family gets on the freeway she’s trying to plot for her fucking IBS AND I AM INCLUDED IN THIS “honey can we not make that last pit stop i’m feeling THE PAIN”
The current series with Aya? Absolutely gutting.
True, but quoting Maya Angelou’s ode to black womanhood is really fucking rich considering her virtually consequence-free existence. Like, I’m an alcoholic with terrible parents, so I empathise, but she has no clue about her own privilege.
Lindsay Lohan’s OWN show was just last year and was filled with Lohan never being on camera for her own reality show/unable to complete jobs because she was sleeping and exhausted so often.
I dunno, I think that when you spend over a decade very publicly throwing your career down the drain, getting arrested for multiple DUIs and drug possession, refusing to complete your very lenient community service sentences despite getting multiple extensions, get multiple jail sentences(without serving any real time…
Since the Edward Norton bit is about his fundraising for a Syrian refugee featured on Humans of New York... anyone else been keeping up with the refugee series they're doing right now? The stories are just shattering.
I have to go with Lawrence because I like her and because she out-meaned the original Mean Girl. Wit is not Lohan’s strong suit when Tina Fey isn’t writing her lines.
“But still, I rise. Usually, around two in the afternoon. And once I pop a few aspirin and figure out where I am, I take an Uber home.”
Everyone should be more like Maya Angelou.
Cue pin-up looking lady going “OOPS, I SEEM TO’VE DROPPED MY VAGINA!” It’s like the opposite of Art Frahm. Or the same? Now I’m just confused.
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There are so many to choose from, but I think the Graham Norton interview I’m fondest of is this one with Will.i.am and Miriam Margolyes. It’s INSANE. And heartwarming. And filthy enough to make a sailor join a nunnery. I love how it starts out with Miriam being astonishingly weird and proceeds to get even weirder.…
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