Visible disability is ugly. Cancer and TB chicks are still hot, yo.

I’ll tell you who needs a makeover, Grace and her fug hats. Every time she appears on screen in some aggressively plaid newsie cap like she’s about to sell me a paper or go golfing I have to physically restrain myself from trying to reach through my screen to snatch it from her head.

Why would she even seek out the Pope’s approval? She’s not Catholic. That’s like me seeking out approval from a Mormon leader despite being raised Catholic.

Dude has a good line: “Pray for me, please.” It got Boehner in tears.

Yeah, like.... as an Apostolic Christian her faith definitely believes the Pope is going to hell. I highly doubt she’d want to meet with him, and vice versa.

I’m out.

Wow, this question is fucking ludicrous. I’ve been to law school and practiced for several years and I know for a fact no lawyer would bother saving anyone else in a fire. Might as well be testing on legal customs of middle earth.

UGH MOM STOP STACKING ALL THE CHAIRS ON THE TABLE AND BLEEDING ON THE WALLS. I’LL DO MY LAUNDRY WHEN I WAAAAANT.

I hate the concept of filial duty as an universal truth, because it assumes that all parents love their kids and at least try to do what’s best for them, so there is no possible circumstance where you’d ever be justified in not loving them.

I really think you have to factor in how likely your mother is to nag you as a ghost.

Confucius say: Only you can prevent forest fires.

I mean, if we’re going to build a useless wall, why not pay top dollar for it? Maybe it should be encrusted with diamonds and have a built in wet bar. Like, if we’re going to go full on xenophobic and crazy, why not turn it up to eleven, you know?

Pelley barely tried to contain his contempt. Good on him. I was shocked Trump actually stuck it out and didn’t walk. Did he not notice that he was being repeatedly embarrassed?

Notice how the people who want the biggest, baddest military and advocate invading other countries never serve in the military themselves?

For what it’s worth, the fermented pork sausage common in northern Thailand (sai krok issan) is the best sausage I’ve ever eaten. Really just amazingly good.

“We’re gonna round them up in a very nice way.”

Who the hell put the director of all the disaster porn movies in charge of doing an LGBT film? I can imagine some of these meetings... “This is when the NYPD deploys their surprise weapon at the gay village... The beam from their space ship then blasts through the gay white house while the gay president's husband's…

I kind of found out, in the testing process, that actually, for straight people, [Danny] is a very easy in. Danny’s very straight-acting. He gets mistreated because of that. [Straight audiences] can feel for him.

People (mostly straight white men but as Emmerich shows not just straight white men) need to get over this idea that everyone in the world can identify with straight white men but any other configuration is for minorities. Write a book with a straight white male hero and it’ll be shelved in scifi or crime or whichever…