it’s awkward, like she hurt her neck and can’t move her head

Season 1 was a sleeper hit, I was pumped for Season 2 but sad Brandi and Stephanie broke up. They were so cute and innocent and dumb together. Now they’re all self-aware and shit and conniving. LeeAnn is one of the greatest HW villians ever.

i could go on for days folks

reminds me of that famous janis quote about making love to thousands of people on stage every night and going home alone

I loved Donn! Vicki, your love tank might be running on empty, but you are crushing that man’s soul.

QUICK TELL ME MY FELLOW FIENDS

i know it’s not kind to laugh at other people’s misfortune but i absolutely, 100% laughed out loud at this news when i saw it

ugh. i read the comments and am so pissed that VT is as stupid as it is and failed to legalize. however, summer vacays in maine are soon to get even better! good job, vacationland!

I am HERE for Lala in this (and most) situations. Go get em girl.

It’s GRAM Parsons.

that explains everything

I have unceasingly straight hair, so FINALLY something I can do! I had this haircut in like, 3rd grade, awesome.

Definitely not, it was her maiden name (but it’s terrible).

it was the coolest in the late 90s/early aughts.

YES TO TOO TIGHT FLARED KHAKIS AND BIRKENSTOCK CLOGS

YOU’RE FROM VERMONT?!?!

to Sir...with love...

i thought i knew everything and then i see clay aiken’s face down there and the world stopped spinning for a second i mean i had no idea i cannot believe i had no idea

rihanna has that effect on me on like, a weekly basis. still.

I mean...it’s 200k people. I live in Vt now, where the largest city doesn’t come close. I think in NY, the relativity of “big” is very apparent.