I’m not going to lie.

Oh! Oh that is so good! Well done, you!

The best part of that song (now that I have adulated) is that all the other lyrics in that song are just so wonderful and gorgeous and lovely. 14 year old me was tickled by the fuck you bits but old me loves every other word.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i’m fascinated by medical treatments because i, while insured, can barely afford the most basic of care (yeahhhhhh $300/month insurance with a $5k copay wooooo), she can afford to go to the strangest and wildest array of “medical practitioners” (i am reluctant to say they are all actually doctors, but still intrigued…

we all know how well that works out!

I don't know if it's odd or normal or what, but I do know it isn't healthy, it isn't happy, and she should really move on if she's that emotionally distraught.

it’s those judgey eyes!

FUCK I TURN 29 IN JANUARY

This is the greatest comment of all time (or at least today). Seriously though. Props to you.

“Of all the men at the CMAs, Fallout Boy looked the most like they live in 2015.”

This is not my story, but a sibling, and I completely believe it, because of how truly frightened he was for days afterwards.

I was just thinking yesterday how I had a great aunt who would have been Kucharczyk-Obiewsky if she hyphenated

Okay, here’s my plan.

I actually own that and I freaking loveeeeeee it.

Diet and exercise works??? You don’t say!!! You mean if I instagram my paleo brownie it doesn’t burn calories?

Maeve Reilly is a stylist. I went to high school with her. So there's your answer.

I love Shalimar. It reminds me of my mother. I don’t do perfume, but I always have a tiny bottle of Shalimar on hand.

I don’t dislike the girls either, and think that while they obviously have insecurities, he has a raging mental health crisis.

I also worry about his mental health issues - it’s interesting to consider how his alcoholism and drug addiction has been beamed into homes via tv for so long. I ache for him. His problems are a plotline. Yes, I know, he is getting paid, his life is easy, blah blah blah - but that is the problem with addiction and…