I'm having a hard time getting excited because I mean...I remember her last wedding/wedding dress pretty damn clearly. I just...ugh. Whatever.

VINCENZA.

I dunno. I think these two are made for each other.

I've loved her since...99? Something like that. Then moved to Burlington, VT. She has a farm in Vermont's Northeast Kingdom so her riots always come through and she does local benefits. This next show is a benefit. It's been a few years so I am so excited! She and Kelly Hogan are the best. I adore them.

Ahh Neko. Seeing her in July for the...fourth? fifth? time? I love Neko, and she's really great on Twitter. The minute I saw this today I knew it would end up on Jezebel.

Now who do they remind me of...hmm...

She is consistently killing it.

She's certainly queer - though maybe only in the sense of the word as Anne herself would have understood it.

I am dismayed that people interpret the overly-romantic language used by Anne (especially when she was younger) as some secret sign of queerness. This was a neglected and terribly lonely child obsessed with romantic poetry and writings. She's mimicking the language of the literature she loves. Hello, she re-enacts…

Yeah that list is a glimpse into my closet in high school.

I was a kid for most of the 90s so I feel like my memories of the fashion are more cute than terrible (for example, I am rocking crop tops this summer, because i was too young to expose that much skin then). But the 2000s??? Low rise jeans? Visible undies? Distressed denim? T-shirts with stupid saying? Big ass belts?

Ick.

Okay I scrolled through the rest and she wins

She looks stunning.

I love the top of this. The bottom seems unrelated.

I want my hair to look like this every day.

We can hate on the Kardashians all we want, but Kendall Jenner is making quite a name for herself. She walked for Chanel! That's a big deal. Girl is working.

My cat also makes the feral noises! We call him Raptor because he sort of sounds like a little tiny velociraptor. Well, not tiny, he's close to 30 pounds. He's just massive beast. In addition to the raptor growling and squawky sounds he howls. Legit, HOWLS. He does this when he's "playing" with his stuffed animals.…

My dog, a consummate terrier, heard the cat on the tv and immediately jumped up and looked around as if to say...that's not the Other Pet. That's a different one. You got another one?!?!?!?!

I also feel this way. People think I'm crazy - "dogs fly allllll the tiiiiime" - but unless I am in the cargo hold with him, he's not going anywhere. I would however buy him his own seat and keep him there.