I can't wait for the sheer skirts to all just go away. This looks like - let's put gorgeous detailing all over - ah fuck that's hard let's just leave the skirt as is.

No, Marchesa, no!

I saw a lot of Instagram comments about how she must be pregnant or just got fat. People are mean. Stupid people.

I usually cannot stand Marchesa, but this - this is great. She looks stunning.

Soooooooo good

I don't like the jewelry...and the hat does make it a bit costumey but this is spot on with the theme so you know what, good for you, Kate Upton.

I was pretty young when this went down but it wasn't until right now that I realizes how young SHE was when this went down. I guess because I was a kid she just fell into the general pool of grown ups, but 24 is young, and I cannot even imagine what it was like to go through that.

Imagine your worst break up.

Okay I don't like the Beebs but seriously I am sure many, many people would have had the same thought, and some may have even allowed that thought to become words and tumble out their mouths.

I'd like to think that at least part of it has to do with the hordes of paps that are probably swarming about, ready to capitalize on her misery. Can you imagine a break up in which you are constantly photographed in the immediate aftermath? Oy.

I really enjoyed that show.

"I'm smiling only with my mouth. Nothing else about me is even feigning happiness or amusement."

Whenever people start going into the conspiracy shit with this I wonder if they realize the extent of the drug use these two were into at the time. It's a wonder Love isn't also dead. Whether it be OD or suicide or whatever, raging addicts tend to expire quickly.

Clearly the best theory I've heard on the subject

I miss Si.

I feel that way. Before the whole scandal, I sort of was hoping that for the sake of silliness, they'd have the sense to keep whatever unpleasantries they believed in to themselves. Now I can't really watch it. With reality tv, I can't take it when it gets too real, man. Stay in character please.

"Lacrosse is often called the fastest sport on two feet..."

I know what you mean

Did he shove her in the shallow water? If you do that before it gets too deep, it's pretty dangerous.