pshhhh ANTM's been there done that

Ugh the bit down the middle is the worst!

Oooh good guess

Don't tease! Who is it??? I don't want to guess I want to know.

Well done!

Here in VT you see tons of Expos shit. Not even old stuff. They still make new stuff. There were plenty of Expos fans in this area. I wish they were still up there.

I'm sorry, is she...wrapped in a blanket and sleeping? Is the whole row there to nap?

Well, Missy, Timbaland, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IN ALL THIS WE NEED YOU

Yes but does Hobby Lobby sell knitting needles?

That's a mother fucking Volvo for you.

I was way harsh when I was a TA grading "student-athlete" papers. Well, I was way harsh on every paper I wrote, but the basketball and hockey players were the worst. They were cut a considerable amount of slack for attendance, I had to correspond weekly with their coaches, but they didn't give a damn. Scribbling…

It's got to be the first time I was ever...YEAH SNOOKI YOU TELL HER!!! WOOOO SNOOKI!!!

I wish Johnny Weir wasn't talking quite as much about the details of his divorce. I'd like to think that no matter how bad these things are, you don't need an exclusive interview with Billy Bush to trash talk your ex.

I recently bought a lovely used Volvo XC wagon (NO. Not because I am pregant and need a mom car. Because I live in Vermont and wanted AWD and the car is fucking great). Anyway the icky salesman made an icky comment about the fact you can fold the seat down, how there is plenty of room n the back to spend the night,…

Love red shirt kid! Dave Grohl has a ponytail!

#priorities

The thin strap beard really does a good job accentuating all his neck rolls

+100 for use of the word chode, which I haven't thought of since high school

This would be great on Betty White.

Is it ALWAYS the shape issue?