Agreed, but since they do, they can't be assholes about it.

Love the bag carrying man accessory. Where can I get one?

I was thinking "tasteless" over racist but yeah this too.

I smell a SPIN OFF!!!

Oh so is that how she stays so very...tan?

You're not alone. God. Imagine the freaking lectures he'd lay on you. All the while I'd be thinking, your hair is gross. Wash it. Find some goddamn vegan shampoo and wash it.

Seriously though, I want hair like him mom when I'm older. I've always wanted hair like Emmylou Harris. Mama Leto has way better hair than Jared.

Hey Lupita, you're still the most beautiful thing ever, but that dress is ick.

she looks squeezed in the waist. ouch.

LOVE.

And hired as an escort WITH her mother?

I live in Burlington-Home-of-Ben-and-Jerry's and I swear to go. It will be a blizzard. Or -20. And there will STILL people people at Ben and Jerry's eating freaking ice cream. I don't get it.

See, you said that way better than I did.

Truth. I work at a gym (and teach group fitness) and people are surprised to hear that hands down, the majority on on-site injuries occur in yoga class. People think they're doing some easy graceful move and don't ease in to it, and don't recognize the difference between "ahh my hamstrings so tight forward fold ahhh"…

Thank you for the phrase "artisinal hate." I'm gonna bottle that shit like kombucha and peddle it at the local co-op.

Today, I am just bitter enough to really enjoy this.

I know this is supposed to be haute couture tin foil and that is absurd but it's also shiny and beautiful and the way it falls...I can't look away.

Saran Wrap

mmm snuggles

My father was one of seven boys. Dinners were loud. There's a reason I've become a very non-confrontational adult.