FINALLY some good news today!

Like a slightly uncooked potato.

There are elements in my giant Irish Catholic family that would NOT be amused. Ugh, remembering dinners at which I was lectured about calling it the Hunger and not the Famine, the injustices of the term Paddy Wagon, the tragedy of the Irish reputation for being a drunken lot, how under no circumstances do you call it…

Irish Fat Head Syndrome

I feel like every vet has a different theory on what to do. I went to two different vets with my pooch when he was little - I got him when he was 6 months and one said do it right mow, the other said, you might as well wait til he stops growing. My boss just got a Bernese and was told, wait till she's in heat and also…

They can't be. He's all yours.

I think she's in the next season just not the season after that.

Whenever there is Miley related hoopla, I think about myself at her age...her behavior, while public, isn't all that unique or troublesome. I mean, we can all wring at hands at it, but I sort of think she'll be fine. And should date whoever she likes.

Is it really magic? I mean, if you took ME and made me look that damn good, that would be magic. I think she just is that freaking beautiful.

Bitches just be jelly she was on that catwalk.

I remember when Kim got pregnant on the stupid show it was like, 4 episodes after she announced she was cleansing her body by going off birth control...then Kanye visted...then she acted all surprised she was pregnant. This has always bothered me. I know I cannot exactly expect the plot lines of such a show to make…

I couldn't tell just by looking at her that she'd birthed 19 other people.

I am going to make a sign that reads SILVER FOX POWER and wave it about whenever Anderson Cooper kicks butt.

I loved her the last time I saw her on Graham Norton, which is the standard by which I judge all celebs.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was that ski game on pcs back in the day? Sometimes the Yeti came out and ate you? I rocked that shit.

Dana Scully for the win (always).

America wasn't fat in the 50s because no one would want to over indulge on this crap, amirite???

Dear lord she's corseted within an inch of her life.

I would not have gotten out of that car.