Easy on the goddamn bronzer and/or self tanner!

I needed these for my Sarah Palin Halloween costume in 08. I really hoped at the time that she'd be irrelevant a few years down the road...

Well, yes, she was drinking pretty hard and rather openly in the episode.

I love how they refer to him as "Ghostface" or "Ghost." "Good morning, Ghostface!" WHAT? Gave me the giggles.

i found myself watching this last night. it was painful. to say the least.

Yeah he seems to think being a "Rules Guy" means he enforces all rules, including the ones not on the books, just in his head. I'd hate to play Monopoly with him.

HOW COULD I FORGET HER TRIBUTE TO HER HERITAGE IN BAUBLES

GAH! Thank you! I was like...shit, I have SEEN that woman before...

Her women's apparel line! One shoulder dresses in varying shades of purple no doubt.

There is NO WAY this will catch on! It's far too reasonable.

That is a perfectly lovely behind, though I'm not sure I'd call it big. Perky, yes. Taut, sure. Admirable? Of course! Big? No.

Wtf is this little house on the prairie lace trim crap down here. I was all, make it in black, I'll wear it every day, until I noticed the bloomer details.

Because apparently Kluwe was such a shitty punter that he deserved it anyway, whereas Phil Robertson is such a talented performer that we can and must forgive him, for the sake of his art, so that we may revel in it. After all, reality tv is the one thing more Merrcan than footbal, amirite?

He says that he pretty much always fell somewhere in the middle of the pack.

He made them look bad by...speaking about against homophobia and inequality? Funny, I think players who commit crimes make their teams look way worse.

Whether it's my age, my minimum veteran salary, my habit of speaking my mind, or (most likely) a combination of all three, my time as a football player is done.

yessssssssssssssssss george of the jungle yesssssssssssssssssssssssss

"Ice, Ice, Rosie O'Grady" would totally be my jam.

"Ice, Ice, Rosie O'Grady" would totally be my jam.

"Ice, Ice, Rosie O'Grady" would totally be my jam.