I KNOW if I knew the number, it would give me anxiety. I'm sure it's much higher than I'd expect because yeah, muscle weighs more than fat, and I've got plenty of muscle. Do my pants fit? Yep. Do I feel sexy? Damn straight. Like anything else that gives me anxiety or makes me feel badly about myself, I avoid it.

GB:

I don't know what I weigh. Haven't weighed myself in years. Don't own a scale. Don't look at the doctor's office. For me, not knowing is best. Besides, your weight fluctuates all the time - depending on what you eat, the time of day, water retention. I workout 6 days a week, eat relatively healthy. I'm a fitness…

godDAMN the locked up razor blades. by the time i convince myself it's time to spend wayyyy to much money on new ones, then track down some hapless employee to unlock the case...yeah, usually i give up. efffffff that. and stop carding me for my cold medicine. you know how miserable i must be to spend money on that…

If you have the Rachel you might as well shave your head if you want to grow it out. Goddamn choppy layers.

you win

I'm sorry...is Abigal Breslin...wearing tights? Terrible tights? Like the ones my mom would make me wear to winter ball and then I'd take them off and ball them up in my purse? I saw a pic of her on BuzzFeed and her legs look even odder there.

Thank you. While it reflects a disturbing cultural problem, it's not the same as raping children or murdering rape victims, etc, etc. Same over arching cultural misogyny.

For the first time in my life...I want to look like Barbie. Bitch, work that trench. Fall is coming and you better look fab.

Thank you.

Oh, God, I so want this smiling, sober, humble-seeming LiLo to be a forever thing!

Yep, can't watch it now. For Mad Men, I convinced myself that Duck's dog walked out the door and into the arms of the perfect family so I could keep watching.

I really can't stand the ultrasound pics. I'm sorry. It's lovely you're having a baby but I don't want to see your uterus. Ughhhh.

Apparently so! He never became a US citizen, so all these crimes don't bode well for his US residency.

"...the Cro-Magnon Bonnie and Clyde of RHONJ..."

I'd love to age if it meant I looked like Sharon Stone!

AHHHHHHH!

Quebec (City) I assume? In...Quebec? OR IS IT A TRICK QUESTION?

It reminds me of a girl I knew in high school. Her parents were white and from South Africa. On her college apps, she was African-American.

The original version of this story had "black" instead of "women of color." The author changed it after several people pointed out the fact that Kotb is an Arab from Egypt.