Kudos to Jewel (who I've loved since the 90s, must confess) for actually singing like June. June Carter was never considered the best singer in the family, so she learned how to be funny. But Jewel here actually does a great job sounding like a young June Carter. Reese was lovely and all but didn't sound like June…

That's what I love though - out of the Carters, June was generally regarded as the one with the least powerful voice, so she learned to be funny. Jewel actually does June spot on! (Reese was fine, but didn't SOUND like June).

This made me cry. Yeeesh.

There's a White Castle in Poughkeepsie? Since when? Growing up (about 45 south of Pokip), the closest was on Fordham Rd in the Bronx.

Yeah that was fucked up. But he did consent, and did not go to the police. I think if you go to the police and complain because you have evidence someone wanted to cook you and eat you...yeah that seems reasonable. If you consent...well...ugh.

Yeah pretty sure NO ONE would consent to being skewered and eaten alive. I mean really.

love the purple apron.

+10000000000000000000

And honestly...we gave up on the meds when they didn't do anything. We'll keep an eye on it, but why shove meds at him that don't do anything? Definitely ask about it! I always like an answer, even if a solution isn't tangible.

My little sister's cat has the same thing, and after she told me about it, I had our vet check. He'll live a full and happy life, just a fat one. He's actually remarkably fast and agile for something his size, and with no other health problems. Not a routine check up type of thing though.

My cat has a thyroid problem so that's why he's a big fatty. Even meds didn't slim him down. He eats really good food, we control his portions, but he's a great big beast. He's also just really tall. But also very healthy other than being a super chub.

Heels are wonderful but there is a time and a place, ladies, and if you can't walk in 'em, don't wear 'em.

I'd like to know how Coy's classmates will know anything about her genitals, frankly. When I was a kid, I figured the boys all had boy parts and the girls had girl parts, and that seems to be a logic that would work just fine here. I never went to the bathroom with a friend and went, "Heyyyy, before we pee...in…

So we will know have Andy Samberg songs with harp, and/or Joanna Newsom songs with humor?

The REAL question here is, when did ANTM officially jump the shark? I'm tempted to say w/the petite cycle, but I liked the Krista/Ann/Brittani seasons. They were better than the McKey/Teyona stretch. Okay and the Whitney cycle, let's be real. Just because she was a size 6 didn't make it fun.

Yeah it was fucking revolting. "Hey I'm a woman taking a stand!" "Hey I'm a woman defending myself!" "Oh heyyy hugsies!" Gross.

Thank fucking god it was resolved with "HUGSIES!" Vomit. How articulate.

I really hate shiny shit. It looks cheap, even when its not. Those leather looks? I'm sorry, they look like pleather pants I got at Hot Topic one time as a joke.

plantar fasciitis sufferers of the world unite!

And I doubt that famous mentally ill or famous addicts die with more frequency than the non-famous counterparts. Addiction doesn't care who you are.