“Local area man found dead in his home. Crime scene investigators have determined that the victim was shot while charging a home intruder with a ninja sword. Victim’s neckbeard, while unusually thick, was insufficient to stop the gunfire.”

Hey, that’s not true! It’s to spite regular brown people too.

FTFY

I doubt more than a handful of jalops know the “Daytona Destroyer”.

I figured that’s where they were going with that, especially since the doors opening in tight clearance was a major selling point.

Does anyone else have a problem with some script on Kinja sites causing Chrome to hang? I’ve noticed it’s been happening with a fair bit of regularity on several different PCs.

That’s just the Lord’s way of saying that car should no longer be on the road.

Fuck that literal mother fucker

Because they’re too scared of losing their precious access to actually use that access to fucking do anything useful.

“I’m good with homosexuals, can’t you people understand that?!?!”

“Mr. Pence, you’re generally regarded as the most incompetent person in an administration functioning just above the level of a concussed baboon. Would you like to respond?”

“I have known Patrick Owens for many years, and he is a good and honorable man. I believe him when he says that these two men forcibly attacked him and stole a bullet from his gun.”

Every morning he jerks awake, alone, thrashing around on a bed littered with big Mac wrappers, tears streaming down his clammy cheeks. Confusion slowly gives way to a dull understanding and he levers his bulk up with trembling limbs before lurching into the bathroom to insert foul-smelling dentures into his gaping…

I am living in a country where the second-highest-ranking government official is behaving like a middle-schooler who wasn’t invited to a birthday party because a private citizen dislikes him.

It was legitimately frightening.

Narcissism is a funny thing. It makes the sufferer desperately overcompensate for all the inadequacies they think they have, but doesn’t do anything about the ones of which they’re unaware. So the narcissist ends up being an odd mix of intensely defensive and utterly oblivious.

At least they thought better of going with their original title —Rock Hard.

Me: ooh, I wanna see what he looks like without the wig.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Psh. This article should have been titled: How To Clean A 300ZX With Simple Green.