I pretty much ignored all the above rules once I got used to them. Teeth in a napkin during lunch, then right back in my mouth after swirling some water.

Timberlake and Fallon are, like, an object lesson in how Hollywood will take anything that is kind of charming and drive it into the ground until you not only hate it, you hate yourself for ever having liked it.

Came in here to back up the “buy unripe” crowd. This is the only way I’ve gotten perfectly ripe avocados. Buy them green and hard, stick them in a bowl of apples and give them a gentle pressure daily. When they “give” stick them in the fridge until you’re ready to construct the guac.

“Just drink less.”

Superchargers have a shitty whine that reminds me of a failing transmission. Turbochargers sound like a jet engine under the hood.

Counterpoint: turbochargers might be better than superchargers.

Her words are not good. She should learn her father’s words... he has the best words.

people are easily overwhelmed by the simplest stuff

unlike my kitchen aid mixer which has fucked me more times than I can count.

Those people are all idiots.

No MBMBaM references yet? Ok, I’ll take the plunge:

Did you really think anything about this motherfucker would ever not be weird?

*Besides a few nice people, Harley riders as a group are assholes.

Oh, this is about HQ2? I thought the Amazon charade was that Richard Hammond’s XKSS didn’t have a top.

Whaaaaaaaaat would you doooooooooo if IIIIIII... sang outta tune...