It’s amazing how quickly conservatives can switch from “that’s outrageous, that never happened” to “OK, that did hapen, but it’s no big deal, quit talking about it” without any shame or sense of irony.

So basically, “no i didn’t do that, no i didn’t do that no i didn’t do that, yes i did it but what’s the big deal.”

When the issue made its way up to the school administrators, the teacher explained herself that pointing out that letter “B” and “N” are right next to each other on the keyboard.

Is that from a Volvo? I had one which used to display a snowflake on the dash if it was below freezing (though I don’t think there was a chime).

The best way to stop bad 15-year-olds with guns is good 15-year-olds with guns.

Become a software engineer. Salaries start at about $100k.

Wow that is one insecure SOB.

yo dawg I heard you like beds

In Mississippi you simply need to place a Confederate flag somewhere in or on the car and it becomes street legal.

I’m sorry Doc Jackson

Wow. Maybe they can get his shitty show and Rosanne’s shitty show on some kind of back to back line up.

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUDS

His opinion is the same as the opinion of the most recent person in his field of vision who praised him. So he has a lot of opinions. All the opinions. And, like a windsock flapping in the howling gale of validation he constantly needs, they’re inconstant and omnidirectional.

Is that anything like

The shallowness of thought in this woman is matched only by her shallowness of spirit.

Indians do vegetarian like nobody’s business. Most restaurants free to use whatever product they want can’t hold a candle to a good Indian vegetarian chef.

Ugh, people. Without spoiling what happens when this lack of sound occurs, all I can say is it is EXTREMELY noticeable that it is deliberate. It also isn’t that long.

There have been two episodes of “Grey’s Anatomy” that used silence and/or distorted sound to convey a character’s emotion/state of mind and people complained about the sound being “screwed up.”