“Not fair! not fair!” he hissed. “It isn’t fair, my precious, is it, to ask us what it’s got in it’s nassty little pocketsess?”

$180 ANd not weld it together ?!??!

Build ships in non-US shipyards? Fuck you!

Or maybe not, it’s just all broken, dangerous and barely running

Alternate Headline Roundup:

God I miss this game. It was very critical in the life of 10 year old me.

Yeah but you can rebuild the rest of the car for pocket change.

So you’re a lazy SOB.

Please turn in your Jalopnik card on your way out of the door.

I used to like him and listened to his pod all the time. It slowly turned into right wing propaganda and old man yells at cloud/repeats the same 10 stories over and over again.  It was like a light bulb went off one day and I realized I didn’t have to listen if I wasn’t enjoying it anymore. 

In the Vermont farm justice system, pumpkin-spiced offenses are considered especially heinous.

It would seem like Porsche’s...

Crowd Reaction:

I regret that I can not give extra stars for extra groans.

I’ve seen you’ve played knifey-spoony before!

“... and then he said we’re gonna have a space force!”

Are we sure Trump isn’t failed Nexus-6 replicant that Deckard is looking for?