Bless you. Just—bless you.

“Dodge needed a little flash in the pan to remind the world that the Durango exists...”

Every car I’ve ever driven daily except for one has had over 150k miles...

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

Friends wasn’t any better, but people who grew up in the 90's think it was genius. 

are you extremely dumb?

DR LOLA SPRATT DESERVES BETTER

He’s not doing something so mundane as just making up countries: he is living almost entirely inside his own head. To somebody as narcissistic as Trump (not to mention the very real possibility of dementia!), the outside world exists only to lavish him with praise and tell him how wonderful he is. Full stop. He’s not…

So would that also mean that thoroughly unqualified “legacy admissions” will be illegal? Several come immediately to mind...

You had me at Ingaliish.

Props for having this level of ondemand bowel control.

Well, I’m sorry for what happen

Things my dad taught me:

Pretty sure it’s a butt plug. It also didn’t help that the article above this one was about how to correctly use a strap-on.

I’ll have what you’re having.

I think a better option would be to take the Type R and make it look like a ‘normal’ Civic (which is slightly less ugly).

Thats the most... shocking... part of this whole video, to me.

Look at how much work the body mount is doing!

FIRED SCARAMUCCI TODAY BECAUSE HE OUNCE SAID SOMETING NICE ABOUT CROOKED HILLARY. COULDNT BEE TRUSTED. LOSER!