How about someone punch him in the dick?

How about someone stamps on Trump and Carter’s throats.

I can tell by the shape of the rear door that it was a long wheelbase Trailblazer, which has to be one of the most awkwardly proportioned vehicles ever made.

Well... now it is.

People make mistakes. I thought I was sitting down for a quick chat with someone. They kept saying they were Russian but I thought they just meant that they were in a hurry! Don’t hold it against me… I’m new at the whole top-level classified security clearance thing!

I can’t tell the difference between Snapchat and Signal! I’m just a young little boy! So naive and innocent. My assistant probably did it!

It’s almost as if he doesn’t want us to pay attention elsewhere.

Just to put things in perspective.

Oh yeah.

Especially when it comes to the EJ-25, the type of oil is nearly negligible, because it all burns off! Ask my, I would know. An oil change is more like a ‘topping off.’

Dug around a bit: it looks like no one is sure exactly how the controls worked on these things, including the brakes.

How in God’s name do you find these??? I swear to God, if you pick three words at random, $kay can find a picture relevant to it. That’s the craziest skill.

Hi, longtime lurker, first-time commenter here. I’ve managed to resist the urge to subject Jezebel’s readership to my inane opinions for almost 3 years now but the omission of the Red Hot Chili Peppers entire catalog cannot be abided and should be amended immediately. Otherwise a huge fan of your work. Thank you.

There’s no Maroon 5 on this list which immediately makes it invalid.

I want to offer an alternative explanation, because, as left leaning as I am, this is a bit of a Hot Take™ and you aren’t giving your readers the full scoop here.

Goldman Sachs (for two tours of duty)

because it was actually hard to read this with all of the erros.

The VW Phaeton’s pains and tribulations can be summed up very quickly in a total of six characters (plus a space):