How is babby formed?

The only mild comfort I have when I read things like this is that this dude is old and fat and tired and ugly and clearly his loneliness and isolation have made him miserable for the majority of his life. What joy has he ever really experienced that didn’t also make him feel secretly, deeply, crushingly inadequate?…

May I just say WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

With the Euro Delivery discount, a little over $37K. Sticker was just over $42K.

I clicked on this story, thinking “What kind of nonsense will this be?” and I was totally and completely wrong. A simple and ingenious solution to a problem that has plagued me for years. Thank you!

And then he dabbed.

That’s a pretty stark correlation.

My dad doesn’t watch Doctor Who but knows what it is about. I was explaining regeneration to him and said a new actor was taking the role. A lot of people were upset. He asked why and I said guess. It’s a woman was what he said. I told he he was right. He just shook his head and called them assholes.

Delta had no choice, as dangerous reptiles are to be stored safely in a crate in the luggage compartment not seated in the main cabin.

it drove like a clunky bag of shit.

And I’m not trying to say they’re garbage cars, I’d own one all day, but for the price people are asking, you can buy cars that drive a whole lot better than this.

BECAUSE HE WANTED A MANUAL

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

Totally same.

If I hear “nothing burger” one more time, I won’t be responsible for my actions.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

welp, not german... but red.... wagon! this is what i bought with my tdi buyback money. i will never have a not-wagon again.