Now if there was only a minivan with a manual...

A lot of people are saying this. Someone should look into it…

I will gladly replace your healthcare Tuesday after repealing it today.

Prepare yourself.

It’s an interesting culture once you’re in the Volvo owner’s group. They’ll spot a Volvo from just a snippet of a seat or gauge cluster or whatever.

The self-service shadetree mechanic can find copious amounts of how-to videos/forum posts on maintaining their cars. It’s beautiful.

I’ve got a few things on order for…

Two things the Fast and Furious franchise needs:

If you tow it, use the tow hooks!

GIMME FUEL

Wicked Retahdid. Dey let me bring em in to a sawks game though. Fockin TSA DOOSHBAGS.

Da fock ya mean I can’t bring my lawbstah onboahd? Ah you fockin retahdid? This is my fockin suppoaht animal!

Thanks to David and Brandon for making this weekend the greatest automotive experience of my life thus far. The Briarwood will always be the anchor of my future fleet of shit boxes and I owe it all to you guys.

This is some excellent Kinja.

Chester is 72 years old. He’s been dreaming of owning a Corvette for the vast majority of those years. He worked hard and played it safe. He’s got enough money to bring home a Vette and the wife says it is ok. Now he knows the one’s from the 60's were way faster, buta new Vette is part of the dream. He orders his…

Püber.

Came here for this, leaving satisfied.

Can we just play through this Presidency?

Why would he? Man only has finite energy reserves, you want him to waste that valuable resource on walking while he golfs? sad.