This man is a genius.

anyone noticing a pattern in this comment?

With this incident United basically said “your physical well being and continued patronage are only worth about $800 and a night in an airport hotel”.

So add Man Utd to that too?

“Bad for a while” undersells the Fire. They’ve been dead last in the league for two straight seasons, and have been patently boring while doing so. The stadium in Bridgeview is a lesson in bad public funding schemes on par with the NHL’s Coyotes in Glendale. The debt on the park has sunk the suburb so badly that, a…

“his purpose in the league isn’t so much to lead his club to glory as it is to raise the profile of the league and put butts in seats.”

Yes, it is starting to look like that.

He just won’t invite them because between his golfing and watching his impeachment trial he won’t have the time.

On the plus side, now the Muslims can find an alternative site for their place of worship that isn’t the shithole that is Bayonne.

Don’t worry Billy, most of them will end up in MLS, so you won’t be rooting for them anyway...

“These people have awful names.”

You must be new to Deadspin Barry, we call those dongs here.

I’m just a simple dude and I don’t know if I read that story right, but it seems like the neighbors are complaining that they find it annoying that this couple isn’t erasing the evidence of racist vandalism on their home. White people problems: “I know you’ve been targeted by racists multiple times, but I shouldn’t…

Piazza is better off overseas as the folks in St. Louis consider Italians, “darkies.”

I feel like the wife’s response is the only appropriate white-person reaction in this story. What the fuck, neighbors.

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

Sometimes the owner is a Investment Bank or in the case of Manchester City, it’s partially owned by the Chinese Government.

I’ve been a Red Bulls fan for more than a decade and I can’t give you a good answer to that question.

(I say this as someone who is looking to develop a better understanding of MLS this year.)