Considering Deadspin nailed their Islanders pre-season pick, I take solace in seeing Pittsburgh favored to win. 

Biggest factor in Isles favor regarding Belmont plan is that the site is completely owned by New York State and not by Nassau County. Previous attempts at rebuilding at the Coliseum site or developing a brand new arena as part of Wang’s lighthouse project, were all negatively impacted by the less-than-capable minds of…

Fuck Duke.

Actually “Knicks beat writer Frank Isola gets summoned to restaurant by Porzingis’ agent to talk shit about the Knicks” is more accurate.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

Yeah getting paid is awful. Can I have your salary?

Deadspin is still waiting on its check from Dietrich Mateschitz.

I choose to believe in the MetroStars.

“Strike three called on a fastball down the middle. But the batter is arguing with the umpire over the call!”

18 touchdowns and 4 picks last year. He sucks.

Dude, you used the phrase ‘social just warrior’ and started a sentence with “I’m not racist.”

So you don’t watch NFL film do you? Kaepernick played really well last year for a dumpster fire of a team around him. 16 TDs against 4 picks. Thats “very good” in my book.

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera

Also of note: he’s retired and unretired six times since the HOH show Dan mentioned.

Important note: Terry Funk is a professional.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

I THINK INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL PER LOVING v. VIRGINIA (1967) [arena burned to the ground]

“Yeah, photo filters. That’s what happened to me too.”
-LeBron James

Heaven Knows, Donnarumma thinks he’s Hot Stuff so when he finally Feels Love from another club and has his Last Dance at San Siro it’ll be No More Tears for Milan.