Simpler and better:

I’m reading through it right now and it’s not entirely UNhelpful (I say this as someone who is looking to develop a better understanding of MLS this year.) Of course, I just finished the part at the top, so we haven’t even gotten into the citizenship stuff yet.

This is all very unfair to poor Sage Steele. She makes it clear it’s not herself she’s worried about—it’s all the OTHER flyers (some of them immigrants too, by golly by gum!) who were being inconvenienced for whom Sage Steele’s heart wept. And all because some untidy and obstreperous liberals got a little upset about…

Yeah, that’s terrible, unlike Dad running to the national press to try and sabotage his son’s success at work. He seems like a really supportive sweetheart and not at all a manipulative sociopath.

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

Good on Gates taking the high road but... yeah, fuck that. That was a little more than mere lower body impact.

This is circular thinking. Your argument is based on opponent DVOA, but ignores that New England is first in Total DVOA, which is adjusted for defense. You either like DVOA as a measure or you don’t.

The worst thing ever are the grizzled tour vets who never shut up about how great ‘95-’98 were, complain about how the band totally sucks now... but they still go to every show.

No Tom Friedman? Boo.

What? Gizmodo? Hand the keys over to the cousin no one likes. I’m stunned Univision didn’t go for the “Deadspin Dick Joke Conglomerate”

I’ll just tack it on here: Is Mr. Nick Martin too young to remember Major Applewhite? Because he is definitely a guy we can remember.

“Let those without sen[se] throw the first banana.”

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

This is pretty minor for the Big O.

if the premiere league wants to be a world-class league it will need to accept the standards of other top leagues, such as mls, which have safe standing

I’ve never posted before, but because I completed my Master’s Thesis on this topic I feel like I’m obligated to give my opinion: This is a terrible idea.

There’s this tech based groupthink which basically dictates that certain platforms and formats die as other ones come along, so to stay viable everything has to migrate into that new format.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Those fans can’t melt real teams!