Documented shit-eating:

They are meant to create an effect of mild exasperation.

Dan Boyle, Thank you SO MUCH for not accepting the better contract the Islanders offered you two years ago. After the Isles traded for his rights from the Sharks, Boyle scorned them and left money on the table to sign with the Rangers.

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Miller’s response was much better than that of the Tennessee mother who, on seeing the picture, claimed Newton got her wet.

Bad opinion.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

My money is on Pusilic.

Let’s all have a good laugh at Jose Mourinho

No, they are NYCFC fans, so they deserve what they get.

Get the fuck over yourself. The only reason the (farm) team plays in Yankee Stadium is because MLS had to force a second New York team before the 2015 TV deal (and because really evil people gave them money to do so), and if you use any public transit in NYC on a daily basis then getting to Red Bull Arena is nowhere…

If you want me to feel sorry for a fanbase, try not picking the worst one in an entire sport.

Mayabe those people would have better luck getting tickets to see Gotham Girls Roller Derby next week. I am pretty sure the WFTDA 2008,2011,2012,2013 & 2014 champs do print at home. Plus, I am sure the score won’t end up 0-0.

Pump the brakes on the salt truck, winter is over.

I actually learned something quite useful from this letter, and I think some of you would agree:

The Maple Leafs are still figuring out how to play 5-on-5.

So you’re saying he immediately went and beat the fuck out of Jared Leto?

Yeah the strategy that (barely) held Leicester to only 4/6 points is definitely the way to beat them.

This is a great question to be asking on the day every potential challenger to Leicester managed to lose.