Yes. Hockey is shit because so many plays are too badass to see clearly in real time.

Shut the fuck up.

Tell me more about this unknown teen looking to score.

Not a patch on this one against their ancestral forebears, Actual Rangers.

I’m more amazed that Kenny Miller is still around.

Miller was Derby’s leading goalscorer in their ill-fated 07-08 Premier League run with 4 goals.

That was a team that had “future stars” in Giles Barnes, Lewin Nyatanga and Miles Addison. They also had Americans Benny Feilhaber and Eddie Lewis. Good times.

Man, I’m one of those weirdos. I like to have it on in the background while I'm doing paperwork and reports and whatnot.

I eat cheeseburgers, fried chicken and drink orange soda. I’m thinking most white people do as well.

Agreed - it’d be great if Gawker could swap HamNo the politics troll to Deadspin so we could get more HamNo boxing pieces. To fill the void, they could get Billy Haisley off the soccer troll beat (which has been Beat. To. Death.) and over to Gawker. Maybe Haisley’s really good at writing about politics, or…

Kenny Powers would ride the shit out of one of those bad boys...

BAH GAWD KING THEY REPLENISHED OUR JR DROP SUPPLY

This is going to result in a 40 something billionaire heir with 3 young sons throwing himself off of 20 foot high steel cage. Order the Network.

I have to admit, in an era when there were a ton of non-wrestlers getting into the ring, Shane O’ Mac was easily the best worker. I genuinely enjoyed the hell he put himself through.

As a 29 year old who remembers how big of a deal this was at the time, but not too many of the details, I can honestly say the series has hooked me.

Man, this article is just full of ads telling people to get fucked.

After all, Didier Drogba and Nicholas Anelka were big-name players who went to China as recently as 2012, only to go running back to Europe at the first opportunity.

Serious note. I wonder how many of the top talent will last past the first year of their contracts, regardless of the money thrown at them. As has been exhaustively covered, China’s rapid economic expansion has come at great cost to the environment.

Did Samer ever fight that High School Kid? If not, can we please arrange that? I would gladly chip in some money as an incentive...

There is something seriously wrong with your dick and balls. Like seriously. Go get that checked out. Getting even a tap in the sack is a terrible, terrible thing that can drop even the manliest of men.

Don’t you think it’s a little early to throw Yedlin in the dumpster after half a season in Europe? It’s kind of ridiculous to include him as an example of a player that “never found [his] feet.”