Serious post:

“Moon says. “We’ve dispelled a lot of those myths, but not all.”

spoiler alert: its the black thing

ill preface this comment by saying i was born and raised in Massachusetts (spent 25 yeas in Boston and the South Shore.). This has to be the first time ever that the police have covered up for a black guy.

People are often unreasonable, irrational and self-centered, that’s why the Redskins could exist as an NFL team nickname in the 21st century.

If you tweet the same thing from the official team twitter account and a supposed “grassroots” organization, people will accuse you of control both. Lie anyway.

If you are…

The Bills’ sidelines are going to be must-see TV next season.

No, no he didn’t. Go back to your hole, Murray Chass.

(Not a Mets or Dodgers fan, just hate when stupid dumbshit asshole morons spread stuff like this.)

While the concept of promotion/relegation is cool to think about, those who think its absence is somehow holding US soccer back have no clue at all what they’re talking about. Relegation only works if you have the money and fan support to maintain multiple divisions. With very few exceptions, most clubs in the US…

You weren’t there

MLS is better than a lot of leagues that have pro/rel and worse than others. Just like the NBA is better than European basketball leagues even if Europe has pro/rel and we don’t. It’d be a cool to have but this idea that we’re doomed to fail as long as there’s no promotion or relegation is based on fantasy, and it’s a…

But if you think guys like Kroenke and Kraft give a flying fuck about American soccer, you’re part of the problem.

Sorry, but this is a pretty blatantly desperate attempt to wield a completely unremarkable bit of soccer news just to bang the anti-MLS drum. Not buying it.

But that makes too much sense and wouldn't allow Billy to write 1,000 words trashing MLS.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

There were no formalities needed to ‘fire’ Jim Tomsula. They just don’t pick him up from the day laborers in the Home Depot parking lot anymore.

“I fully endorse jbud and his witticisms.”

That’s the stupidest thing anyone’s ever said on a website where most people come just to complain about the lack of dick picks.

If Cleveland is going to cut everyone who didn’t show up then next year’s roster is going to be Joe Thomas, Gary Barnidge and 51 people plucked from the stands.

This is the best soccer-related Star Wars impersonation since Chelsea mimicked their offensive attack after the Storm Troopers.

So Beckham balked at Ball, who was brandishing a baseball bat for Bene Benwikere? And Brad beckoned Beckham to back up from Ball’s bat?