HAHAHAAHAH

I can refer to my pants-Charybdis as anything I want, thankyouverymuch.

I’ve really gotten into onesies (okay yes I know they are referred to as “rompers” but calling them “onesies” is way more fun) because I like how easily they lend themselves to retro-inspired looks, but I’m a small widthwise, and that does not translate itself all that well to the actual length of my torso.

My ass would literally eat this swimsuit.

Clearly you do care, or you wouldn’t be here. Do you realize how stupid it sounds to be like get surgery, don’t get surgery, pretend you didn’t, it’s fine - EXCEPT NOT HOW TAYLOR CHOSE TO DO IT.

Thanks, accesscode.

Yeah, you didn’t, because you were body-shaming. If you want to criticize her relationship with the media (and again, IMHO, why the fuck do you care?), criticize that. Not her breasts.

Yeah, I like all the people on here getting shitty because Botox is only for spray-tanned Real Housewives.

They are, actually. Sorry, you’re wrong. If you want to get on here and thirst shame her, fine, but somehow you have failed to notice that this is entire thread criticizing her breasts.

THIS.

You sound just like the skeevy guys who hang out on the street and yell shit at women walking by. So, congratulations, I guess?

It is body shaming, but I guess because it’s Taylor Swift it’s okay, right, Jezzies?

Seriously. I don’t like her either, but this is ridiculous. It’s just coming across as incredibly petty and mean-spirited.

I’m honestly just really, really fucking tired and fed up with everyone having an opinion on other people’s bodies. Who gives a shit if TSwizzle (and I’d just like to acknowledge the ridiculousness of this because I don’t even like her music and/or care about her existence) decides to get a horn implanted in the…

Who gives a fuck if she got her boobs done? They’re her boobs. Get them done, get them removed, get a third one added, seriously who cares what someone else does with their body.

Right?

I know, right? Wearing a tank top, like some gym-going tank top person.

I did, and it looks fine. DD isn’t as huge as everything thinks, depending on your body type and the size of your ribcage. Other than getting new bras, there was only one cardigan that I owned that I couldn’t still fit into because it gapped. All my other tops still fit. My top and bottom halves are now both the same…

Your strawman

Ding, dong, the witch is, and etc.