Soairse Ronan was next level as a child actor. Her role in “Atonement?” Chilling. Watson is an amazing, talented, smart woman but is never going to be an actor of Ronan’s caliber.

Heehee I do that too. I once showed up at a class without makeup, started to say “I don’t fee-” and the professor goes “OUT. NOW.”

Is....is no one going to bring up Sarah Dessen’s eyebrows?

I talk and sing CONSTANTLY to my dogs. I have special songs like the Pooping Time Song that I sing when they poo. I talk to much and am trying to stop, and my poor dogs can’t tell me to be quiet so they just have to listen to me prattle on to them or make up songs about them. I also have a voice I do called the Judge…

Also, people grossly underestimate the holes that raccoons can squeeze into. They may look fat and waddly, but raccoons’ skeletons are very flexible and collapsible like rats. Their ribcages can compress and they can crawl into apertures that look way too small for them to fit into.

If you have a local wildlife rescue you could donate it there. They use it to make bedding and nests for squirrels and other animals that use tufts of fur in the wild to make their nests.

I’ve gotten random free stuff, once including a teeny tiny Luna bar the size of one of those Ghirardelli chocolate squares. The Lilliputian scale made it oddly adorable even though I hate protein/’meal replacement’/snack bars. I love getting random free stuff, especially if it’s food. 

Slow blink. Scarves were “impossible to master?” I wear a headwrap at night because I sleep in curlers and I just...tie...a scarf around my head and it works fine. 

It’s not your imagination!! I’ve taken the Metro in DC at least 2x daily for about 12 years and I have absolutely noticed white people being more aggressive on it since November.

That is fucking ridiculous - I was on the Metro a few months ago and a white woman started yelling at a woman of color who was sipping from a COVERED travel mug. I happened to have a bottle of water on me (I usually don’t) so I got it out and invited the woman to join me in a drink and told the white woman to mind her…

What is so baffling is that people will respond to this with “well don’t have kids you can’t afford!” and yet you could have gotten government assistance through Medicaid...except your mother was working and doing the “right” thing (not being unemployed and on assistance) according to these same people.

I interviewed at MAC ages ago (couldn’t take the job for various reasons) and the interviewer said “MAC is the best brand there is. DRAG QUEENS use MAC.”

I’m so glad that foundations have finally started considering undertones...I used to have a really hard time finding foundations because while I have very fair skin, it’s yellow/olive, and all the lighter foundations were pink-based. I would buy foundation from brands like Shiseido because they had yellow undertones…

A reputable surgeon is not going to perform surgery on someone who is too young for it. The scar tissue in my nose kept growing in my 20s, until at 29/30 I could barely breathe through it. I’m glad I waited as long as I did to have the surgery done.

I got a nose job because I wanted a nose I could breathe through and to stop getting sinus infections, massive headaches, and tonsillitis multiple times a year. Not because I thought it would transform me into a “flawless thing.”

Why does the nose on someone else’s face make you sad? That’s bizarre.

Could we please stop shitting all over people who have nose jobs? Seriously. I am so fucking tired of this attitude.

Sorry Zelda :( It actually is a huge PITA. My parents ganked my name from a baby book without knowing the pronunciation (I realize this makes them sound dumb, they are not) so I have a not hugely-uncommon name with a unique pronunciation, and I HATE IT. HATE IT. HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT. I don’t have a useable middle…

I fell down a YouTube hole last night and watched some extended scenes from Suicide Squad with Harley and the Joker - GOD, Leto was awful. Awful. Not even remotely frightening, just irritating.

I am confused by this woman’s statement - while I have no problem with someone getting their tits out for money, how does that make them classy?