uhhhhhhhh how is suggesting someone might be autistic bullying? That’s like accusing me of having black hair or something.

Yeahhhhhhhhokay yeah you are. By law.

Well, someone’s mother drank while carrying him.

I want them to suffer. Right now I want to kick every Republican-voting white person off the welfare rolls and let them starve. I’m not proud of feeling this way, but I do. You don’t want it? Fine, let’s take away every piece of government support. Take them off Medicaid. Take them off welfare. Remove any protection…

Kelly, can you help me out and explain why childcare costs so much if workers are paid so little? Where is that money going? I don’t have any kids and I’m really legit confused about it.

This. I am completely 100% okay with the entire team getting punished, even if not everyone participated in it. Sorry, that’s how life works - like when the one shitty kid ruins it and everyone has to stay in for recess.

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that is such a toddler thing to do.

I feel you. I walk around in a constant state of shoulders-around-ears and I am Just.Done. with dudes right now. I feel like even if I met one who wasn’t actively a horrible person, he’d just be indifferent and apathetic like 99.9% percent of them are, and I am so incredibly over it.

If it helps, my mom has autism and hates being touched. It makes her sensory input system go haywire.

When women violently wrest power from and demand respect from men.

This. I’m a woman who has been in relationships and, I think, loved men, but I’m tired of them. I don’t like them anymore. I have come to believe that the bad and indifferent men outnumber the good ones.

Right? I generally try to stay away from making fun of how people look because body shaming is just gross, but, man...he’s just...really ugly. He’s just an ugly man, inside and out.

Seriously. It’s super easy to sit at a keyboard and be like “well I would NEVER put up with that!” - good for you, white guy - but now that airline employees have carte blanche to throw people off flights for no reason, no, I am not going to antagonize an employee if taking a stand means I can’t get my ass home.

If I don’t eat breakfast immediately upon arising I am an evil hellbeast and I hate it when non-breakfast-eaters stay over because I need like three scrambled eggs, toast, and 14 pots of tea, stat.

I have been going to the same rather large OBGYN practice for years and had, out of habit, been seeing the same OBGYN for a few years. At the last appointment I had with her, she commented on how ‘weird’ my feet are (I have kind of odd toes, the two shortest are the same length, and the two next to them are the same…

Porn stars actually use those if they need to work while they’re on their period - they’re super absorbent so you can shove a few up there, take them out, and then film quickly before there’s more blood.

I got LASIK in 2012 and a large part of switching, after wearing contacts every day for over a decade, was that a lot of soft contact makers changed the composition of their lenses to make them softer and more permeable and more “comfortable.” What they apparently failed to realize is that means that every little bit…

I saw your comment about this in another thread and I am so, so sorry. That doctor is a scumsucking asshole and I hope his anus turns into lava wolves.

Waking up after a combined septoplasty, rhinoplasty, and serious sinus surgery to find out they had 1. cut behind my ear and pulled out a bunch of cartilage to rebuild said septum and 2. they had catheterized me because I had to be under anesthesia so long, which I didn’t know was going to happen. Peeing after that…

Oh God oh God, yeah - it’s like ammonia and Satan. The only thing that smells similar is like a seriously blocked industrial restaurant drain. Oh my GOD, sorry, teeth are so fucking gross, I can’t...you would think we’d have evolved a better system.