Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it’s a thing. The airline charges a UM fee that includes an adult minder and special attention. The airline that accepts the fee for this service that they offer accepts the responsibility.

Seriously. Not to freak you out out even more, but Slate had an article about how piss-poorly airlines handle passengers being sexually assaulted by other passengers, which happens WAY more often than you would think it would. The airlines don’t want to deal with diverting or landing a plane, so they’ll move the…

They’re not allowed to. Even for a child, TSA won’t let anyone through without a boarding pass. You have to part ways at security.

Seriously? I’m 31 and I routinely end up at the wrong house. Are you trying to blame the kids for what happened?

You are truly disgusting.

There should be consequences. I would like to start seeing some consequences.

I think about this a lot. I really do.

Right? Like, how about, “I am fair to criminals and victims.” It sounds ridiculous when you put it like that.

They didn’t get to pick their names. Trust me, if I could have picked mine I wouldn’t have asked for one that no one can pronounce.

That is your take-away?

Oh and if this dude’s “bad choice” to rape someone in college is following him around, he can just invoke the I Have Daughters Human Shield, as though having impregnated someone with a child that happens to be female is some combination of time machine/redemption and is even remotely relevant.

I’m pretty sure this whole movie is just, like, how The Youngs react to having to talk on the phone now.

JFC. I wear long sleeves to the beach a lot because I have a lot of tattoos and don’t want sun damage. I didn’t realize my dislike for skin cancer was A THREAT TO THE FRENCH EMPIRE.

Popping up on a thread about makeup to be like uuuuuuuuuuugh JFC makeup is exhauuuuuuuuuusting is...I was going to say stupid but maybe the word I’m looking for is condescending? Pointless? I hate sports and I think they’re a waste of time, but I don’t pop up on sports article threads to be like uuuuuuuuuuugh…

NYX IS a drugstore shade. I think their most expensive item is $15; the color corrector retails for like $9 or something. It’s on par with E.L.F. pricewise, which is cheaper than most ‘drugstore’ brands like Revlon or L’Oreal.

Because some of us like it and we’re allowed to do what we want with our own faces.

Kat von D just dropped a shade called Whiteout that you can mix with other foundations, and NYX has some color correcting fluids you can mix with foundations to tinker with the shade.

Kind of like the “flesh” Crayola? Seriously, stop calling foundation shades “natural,” that’s a meaningless name.

At what point do we just go find them?

It’s the same “I have daughters!” dogwhistle that misogynists use to pretend they couldn’t possibly be misogynists*