Bye, Felicia.*

Ugh, yeah, my dude vapes this stuff that I think is hazelnut but smells like someone making a waffle cone.

Your comment caused pain to the subject of this article.

Your priorities are very interesting*

Backpedal faster.

I’ll just stand here and wave as you sail blithely past the point.*

Thank you.

I invite you to launch yourself into the center of the sun.

Does anyone know why Zootopia is referred to as Zootropolis in some places?

#notallqatar #goodforyouorwhatever

Instead of writing that Laura was having “drinks with a friend,” should this read “drinks with a rapist?”

I prescribe one dose of tire necklacing; call me in the morning.

I think his six months sentence was too harsh

I think it’s fair to give him 20 minutes of punishment

There’s nothing so bitchy as a man scorned.

That whooshing noise

Your missing the point was perhaps the most amazing and complete point-miss I have ever seen

let me guess, Carney

Right? Also, this is not okay in the workplace: getting teary, excusing yourself to calm down, asking to delay a conversation until you feel better, or dabbing your eyes. It IS okay, though, to do the following: scream, shriek, throw things, push someone, or pound your fists on the table. Or bring a machete to a…

I think the picture argument holds water - it’s kind of a strange requirement by Airbnb. It’s not like there’s something preventing you from using someone else’s picture, and there’s really no reason you need to have a photo with your profile. Unless Airbnb has some way to verify that you are indeed in your photo,…