It seems like whether using Airbnb would fall under fair housing laws or not is the crux of the matter - you could make the argument that BECAUSE you are using Airbnb, it should, as opposed to renting out a room to someone directly. If I’m renting out my house for a year, or whatever, and I do it myself, I can pick…

I think you are wrong

Oh, look

I really don’t have words for the state of mental health care in America right now.

Blake, please just shut up. And also everyone knows that your husband got some Canadian woman pregnant and threatened to kill her if she didn’t get an abortion. You’re both terrible.

Or, you know, actually making sure they’re even the right person in the first place.

I was thinking more like a curb-kiss, old school style

That is a very specific wish and I, too, wish this.

I have a foolproof plan for not having to go to prison for raping someone

Men’s Fragile Feels

I clicked on that picture link and broke out in full-body hives

Can we just stop having the Greek system entirely?

Which is weird because I swear most new parents I know are weirdly proud of having an autistic child, like, oh, MY child is SO special, he/she has AUTISM!*

This just seems kind of..unnecessarily bitchy and spiteful, Jez.

My God, this is like some beautiful slow motion car crash but everyone is wearing Lycra

Was it really five years ago? Dang.

Banks’ original gripe with Malik didn’t even make sense - the pictures she posted comparing their music videos and accusing him of ripping her off weren’t even similar.

And I’m tired of hearing “....but she’s so talented!” after every whackadoodle rant. Yeah, she’s talented, but so are a lot of other people that aren’t garbage fire humans.

She just makes me so....tired. Her powers of justification are next level, though (I’m saying racist shit to you because we’re all in this together? What?).

Sort of like the farmers who voted for Reagan