Ugh

This is a very effective rhetorical strategy

THIS.

Look I wrote a swimsuit guide

This kid slays me. So cute.

Oh god, yeah, - I read my first issue of Seventeen at, like, 12 and immediately felt like shit.

Exoskeleton.

Would just like to remind everyone that CPCs receive federal funding

Or one of those Topsy Turvy ponytail loop things that turned your ponytail inside out. Remember those? Such elegance.

Yeah because raping someone is definitely not as bad as, like, selling a few joints or not returning library books or something*

Right? I’ve always found the wearing of crosses a little weird - like having a guillotine or an electric chair around your neck.

I feel like we’re overlooking the more egregious fault

She was frighteningly thin because she suffered from the effects of five years of prolonged malnutrition that left her with permanent health problems after surviving the Dutch famine during World War II. (She was also a heavy smoker but so was kind of everyone.)

#masculinitysofragile

Oh, dudes, ruining video games. What will you rui-what? They already ruined video games?

Maybe don’t take pictures/film women without their consent

This guy’s face is literally begging for a Louisville Slugger

Way to go, dudes, ruining Target and peeing

I think it is only fair that Labrie die the way Joan did, for versimilitude*

Bring back Nonnatus House, that’s all I’m saying*