I don’t get the attitude that dealing with implants is so onerous. It’s no more difficult than any other implanted device, assuming you have a good surgeon and no complications, which is - wait for it - just like any other surgery. I have implants and it was one of the easiest surgeries I’ve ever had in my life, quick…

In further news, flaming garbage person and sack of assholes is still flaming garbage person and sack of assholes.

Yes, you’re supplied to replace them, just like hip implants and knee replacements don’t last forever (most people don’t get those late in life and don’t outlive their hip/knee replacements). Or crowns, or pacemakers, or pretty much <i>anything else</i> you get implanted in your body.

Maybe we should just fucking leave our girl-children out on the mountain for wolves to devour, amirite? I mean bitches ain’t shit, amirite? Am I? Am I??

IS THAT A SEA LION?! That’s so weird, I could have sworn we eradicated them in the Great Feminist Sea Lion Purge of 2178.

I think a better rule of thumb is not to sexually assault people, but I come from the feminist utopia in the year 20156, soooo.

Yea but thanks for protecting us from the sight of women in panties!

Any minute now! Aaaaany minuuuute.

God, wouldn’t it be great if men’s rights activists really hopped on promoting this and maybe supporting social services or non-profits that help support single fathers?

Brie Larson. Someone got carried away with the cheekbones tool in PS and she isn’t even recognizable.

1. Agree; not having a single actress of color on this roundtable is effing ridiculous. And the reasons given are crafted of the finest artisanal bullshit.

Anyone surprised by the Texas PD’s reaction has obviously never been to Texas. I guess we’re just lucky the PD employee didn’t then offer to buy the rapist a beer. Progress?

Being surprised when fundamentalist Christians are vile is like being surprised when a lion tries to bite you after washing your hair in tuna water, covering yourself in raw steak, stuffing yourself into a zebra-print Snuggie, and climbing into the lion pit at the zoo.

F’real. I got into an email fight with my subway system (not NYC) over ads they were running for some movie (believe it was Captivity) during the Summer of Torture Porn that showed a weeping, battered woman behind barbed wire. I wrote them an email objecting to what was basically an advertisement for the torture and…

If I want an opinion about what it’s like to be a toad-faced dickweasel I will certainly ask him; until then I really don’t think he’s that much use.

I would think finding out that your soon-to-be-ex-husband overdosed in a brothel would be a sign that you made the right decision to separate?

Glycolic gel peels. I had terrible back acne (for some reason, none on my face?) and this was the only thing that cleared it up after 2+ years of going to derms with no result. It also works wonders to remove purple hyperpigmentation. The hyperpigmented spots basically turn into scabs and then peel off.

And also, I guess I am kind of confused why needing to not be rude is more important than needing to not be made to feel like shit/cry when out in public? Is being rude really that terrifying? I am generally pretty ok with being rude to people I don’t want to talk to.

Um, I see nothing wrong with humiliating or upsetting this woman who is deliberately trying to humiliate and upset you. You are 100% under no obligation to even talk to her at all.

Also pro-tip; I cut my own bangs in between regular haircuts (blunt Bettie bangs on super straight hair, don’t be mad bro) because otherwise I would be getting them trimmed like every 3 weeks, and those little Remington personal grooming thingies for ladies work great on doing straight blunt bangs, WAY better than…