Actually the end game is to have hair that I like on myself. I didn’t realize we had a real live Hair Police roaming America ready to crack down on unauthorized hair styles!

Oh, shaddap - I’ve had Bettie bangs for going on ten years now and I love them, I’ve learned how to trim them myself, they look great, I will probably die with them.

They’re not trying to get into the truth because THEY CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH*

Trust I’ve tried nude. I’ve tried every shade of nude there is and they all look equally horrible on me. The only one that didn’t look awful was Clinique Sweet Honey and I wore it in middle school because my mom wouldn’t let me wear makeup that was too visible.

My nude lipcolor = bright red.

Benefit makes these exfoliating pads specifically for ingrown hairs, they work pretty well. You use them a day or two after you’ve shaved.

I use Urban Decay’s original eyeshadow primer in kind of the same way - my eyelids are kind of browner than the rest of my skin and it always makes me look tired/sick unless I put something on them to even out the color. Sometimes I just use that and face powder and no eyeshadow but it makes a huge difference in how…

YES

Sometimes I put a wee bit on there and do the outer-edge flick like Marilyn and it looks ok, but this morning I was weirdly heavy-handed with it. My eye shape is such that I really look better without anything on the lower lashline aside from mascara.

Jake’s little floppy ears make me SO happy

I cannot help but choose to judge people for ‘slutty’ behavior.

Right?? The sad thing is, I’m like, would I punch a baby in the face if that baby had a popsicle and I wanted it? Probably. Definitely. But I can’t return this face powder because it was my mistake and I should have been more careful! Argh!

Something tells me this dude’s nickname in prison will also be “Baby Face.”

I put shadow on my lower lash-line which I hardly ever do and then looked into the mirror and realized I looked like Duchess Kate, except not British or wealthy or married to a Prince or wearing an adorable hat.

“We’re going to keep it alive to harvest its brain.”

I live in NOVA and this is sadly unsurprising. The Prince William PD is a fucking joke. And by “joke” I mean “mostly comprised of complete incompetents who are a danger to the PW community and there’s no accountability.”

Nah, I just pissed off a Greek goddess and now I live opposite my sister who keeps slurping down passing men and now I’m probably never going to go on a date again and UGH.

Yeahhh especially since the new person knows it irritated the boss because of a phone call she just “happened” to overhear.

I can. I’d probably just tell them to go ahead and not bother decorating their office; they won’t be needing it.

It’s INCREDIBLY condescending, and honestly, if you’re IMing a department head on your second day and asking THEM to bring YOU something you are already showing that you’re pretty tone-deaf.