Fan: Hey Roger, show us a cool trick you can do with a racket!

Hail M2, full of Pace

Fuck IPA fever. I am so sick of wasting ten minutes per table explaining our vanilla espresso IPA, our 36,000,000-minute IPA, our Antidisestablishmentarianism IPA. Go hump a barrel of hops and GTFO of my face.

Tell me more about this sandwich

Wah. Sucks to have $100k+ to blow on an exotic.

The hottest of takes.

When keepin it real goes wrong...

Cooking? What’s that?

Dude...please tell me you saute some onions in that lasagna. My ex-girlfriend treated me to that glorious slice of heaven, as well as other glorious slices of her heaven. Then I overreached and tried to get her into a threesome with her best friend. I miss the beefaroni the most.

It continues to amaze me that some customers think that people who professionally make coffee drinks don’t know how to make coffee drinks. Like a barista doesn’t know how to make a cappuccino?

This understanding of advanced stats currently exceeds Joe Morgan.

The old saying is that there’s no crying in baseball, but since the Mets don’t play baseball what Flores is doing is perfectly fine.

No, it never got smoother than that. The first time I saw one in action was actually frightening. Car exits corner, there is an explosion, car is elsewhere.

I’m 25 and I’ve also never been to a club, been drunk, or um.... “visited a friend’s cottage.” WTF.

If you read BCO regularly, you will not only discover that yes, there are people that stupid, but there are other people who will come here and attempt to justify said behavior.

Sean Peyton: [puts $1000 on the board next to Galette’s picture]

TS;DL