Sure Ichiro is a sure fire HOFer if he yanks 3000 hits here in the States. But lets not forget his fellow countryman Hideki Matsui who jacked it at least 3000 times while playing here.

I’m a Jets fan. I’m already there.

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

Okay, but...

It’s true, they did indeed take over WCW in the 90s. I SEEN IT

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

I definitely believe the Knicks’ envelope was frozen or otherwise tampered with in the 1985 draft lottery. NOTE: I am not Bill Simmons.

He actually gives some useful tidbits about football, and then about half of the answers are just some variant of “i smoke a lot of weed” or “i have sex with a lot of women”. Basically exactly what you want from a Fred Smoot AMA. 10/10

And Colts fans(like myself) could not be happier! We and the players love Chuck. Now Fire Grigson!

Demand that they pay for the repair at a dealer and if they didn’t, I’d sue them. Slam dunk.

“Ambulatory merkin” is my favorite so far.

Secret Service: [preemptively arrests, incarcerates Bernard Pollard]

FACK YOU!

Interesting. In New York, dolus eventualis means that, no matter what, James Dolan eventually fucks up everything.

Wow, this sounds fucking terrible. The future sucks.

+1 Meursault

A Honda, but Jesus didn’t like to talk about it.

John 12:49- “For I do not speak of my own Accord...”

The program, allegedly already detailed to dealers, would involve a pair of prepaid credit cards: one for $500, to be used anywhere, and one for between $500-$750, to be used only at VW dealerships.