Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Patriotism only counts when it’s done in front of people. Exactly like religion.

Yeah, I watched that same show a couple of months ago on PBS, shit was amazing.

I would split country into two. The dividing line is Garth Brooks.

You have the first generation of country that was inspired by the same influences as rock n roll. So Cash, Orbison, Nelson, Jennings, Haggard, Williams, Parton, Cline, Lynn. Then you have the pop country which starts with Brooks, and goes through to…

“Seriously, Stormfront, do you guys even Nazi, bro?”

Drudge couldn’t even get 100% of his readers to convince themselves Trump won the debate? Sad!

True story: when Fernandez first came over to the US he spent time crawling on the floor of an airport bathroom trying to figure out how to flush and wash his hands because he didn’t realize that the toilets and sinks had motion sensors.

Stuff like this is why I keep paying attention to my favorite team even when they’ve easily eclipsed 90 losses.

You deserve this for wearing a Mets shirt to work.

a few years ago I mocked up what I thought would be the perfect Tebow logo and on-field cleat.

So, with caveat that very few of the people in this whole mess deserve to be defended on their own personal merits...

This is an old photo. A Von Miller statue has that ball now.

I wish they’d rig the games to be more individually entertaining.

Chris Paul is pretty much synonymous with “ball punch”, and he gets State Farm campaigns built around him.

The Twins have almost the same record, and the same home-road splits, but in reverse.

Right back at the Knicks and their clutch-and-grab roller derby style that ruined the league for a decade. Walk much, Patrick?

That Pacers team also was the only team to give these Bulls two of their losses that year.

Here’s how sick, I, at least, believe their “plan” should make fellow core fans:

Ted Cruz: Duck Hunt is, at least, phonetically accurate.