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Von Clyderdale: Exiled from Jezebel
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I mean honestly fuck Sanders too. Can we just stop with the old white dude candidates I mean ffs

I’m very concerned about the primaries. I, anecdotally, know a lot of people who plan to vote for Biden “because he can win” and not for who they actually want to be president. To me, this is a losing strategy. 

Old white people do this ALL THE TIME. I took a women’s studies class where the (white) teacher would say “poor people” and look at the black women in the room! WTF! 

I felt like I was going to throw up while reading this it’s that bad

I completely agree that she should own precisely zero animals ever but you have such a good point just about people doing their fucking research. If you don’t have a lifestyle (or the money) conducive to having a high-energy dog than do not get one. It’s such a shame.

I know somebody who got a high-energy breed of dog

I would like people to donate to my fund which is: Von Clyderdale would like to buy more clothes; if you have a few hundred or two dollars lying around please give them to her and not DJT.

SOOOOO many men are confused about what feminism is. I had a man tell me that he knew more about my own fucking reproductive health and I was like AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A FEMINIST GOODBYE

I see a lot of people responding to you suggesting OKC. Just want to follow up and say, it’s probably the best? I met my current partner on OKC (omfg I hope he never leaves me am I jinxing this?) and am really happy now.

THIS.

I would definitely go to this restaurant. Think of all the bachorette parties too! 

I’m such an asshole but Reynoldstown is absolutely more than two minutes from downtown. What a weird spot to put it.

Wrong. Hogs are way more aggressive than bears. 

Bruh I am about to get one of these because I worry about leaving my dog in the car all the time.

I used to work as an immigration paralegal and was always WOWed but how different European countries seemed. I remember in particular bringing over a French employee and I would get so frustrated because it was so difficult to get things done on an American timeline. But honestly, I am just jealous. I would love to

I haven’t seen any comments like that in this section, but maybe I am not digging deep enough.

People who wanna argue about this stuff are idiots and have no idea what they’re talking about. I am vehemently anti-gun and this stance has evolved over several years. When I inform people of this, they assume I’m just ignorant about guns. I’m not nearly as good of a shot as you, but I am certified by the NRA to

Try opening your right eye instead of only seeing through your leftest views.

Yea like I’m sorry but how is walking ever gonna be faster than waiting for a car and driving? 

Well you should probably watch the video. The entire back side of her truck was crushed so there’s no way she didn’t know about the tail light. Also before he tazed her, she tried to ESCAPE in her truck and then tried to ATTACK the office. Like, I generally think that cops are too aggressive and that even tazers

She might be my hero actually idk