So how many people are old enough to remember the torture of recording your answering machine greeting, and then playing it back to see if was usable, and thinking “That’s not how I sound, is it? Oh god, how am I just going all over the world talking to people with this stupid voice with these terrible mannerisms and…

Marvel shelved a bunch of other upcoming television projects recently, and so it sounds like once these last few remaining shows finish up, Marvel’s done with TV, at least until Disney runs out of other ideas.

I’m not really sure what this article is saying, there are a ton of Marvel shows coming for Disney+. Or do you just mean the current slate of Netflix, Hulu, and broadcast Marvel shows are all dead?

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“You guys are peeing on me tonight,”

I feel like D&D essentially demonstrated that show running and writing are not intrinsically linked. Given great source material, they put together a dynamite show; left to their own devices, the magic was gone.

Really puts Nunes’ reaction into context, doesn’t it?

Well that’s something, at least. It’s absolutely crazy that we’re right in the middle of impeachment hearings with a linchpin witness tomorrow and a debate afterward and there’s no dedicated coverage or place to comment on those things.  I’d ask what the people in charge are thinking, but last I checked that’s not a…

Julie explained in a reply on one of the articles, yesterday, that it’s coming back soon.

Boy he really “Owned that lib!” Of course he had to show he is a cowardly pussy by doing it. Hope it was worth it loser.

Yeah, off the top of my head I can’t think of a single newsworthy thing going on in politics. Oh well. Looks like The Slot is the next on the chopping block. 

Unrelated to this post, but is Barf Bag done now too?

implement the ban of an extraordinarily profitable consumer product simply because it addicts and potentially causes great harm to American users?

Why does David Holmes have to look like an complete asshole in every picture we’ve seen on him, though? It’s like a perma-smirk in every snap.

Excuse me while I throw up 30 years worth of food!

STOP IT LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF WOMEN ISSUES YOU ARE DESTROYING SPANFELLERS VISION OF PROFITABILITY AND GOOD JOURNALISM TALKING ABOUT WOMENS ISSUES WITHOUT POLTICS STOP IT HOW CAN WE ATTRACT INVESTMENT OF OTHER PRIVATE EQUITY INVESTORS WISHING TO ALSO BUY AND FLIP JEZEBEL IF YOU KEEP TALKING POLITICS.

Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?

I am agog. Like, just wut?

Just in case you didn’t think Jr was enough of a giant fuckwad: