That is absolutely just fucking gross. 

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Wourder

When I was a youngster, I decided to dress like a hippy for Halloween. It was the mid 80's and I had been a toddler during the summer of love so I was aware of hippies but had never really paid any attention to them. This was before the internet so I was going on this vague cultural memory which is to say...I didn’t…

Yo, congrats to you and the rest of your crew for standing up for what you believe in.

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

Jim Spanfeller should be be fucked with a belt sander.

STICK TO POOPBALLS!!!!

Has anyone ever seen Thiel and Spanfeller in the same room? What is the end game, here? Because it’s certainly not about money. Everything move they’ve made thus far has been the antithesis of money-making. This is like the Underpants Gnomes plan for G/O Media.

From the desk of Jim Spanfeller: “When you post my picture, everyone must focus 100% of their focus on comparing me to poopballs. That will be our sole focus. We will only write about poopballs and that which is relevant to poopballs in some way.”

Must suck to be the blogger at Jezebel on THIS night.

I believe it was Barry who called them “big business brains.”

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Wow. Looks totally legit.  *eye roll*

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.