So do your customers

“We knew people had died there, but it was the ‘80s” is the best synopsis of that decade I can think of.

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

Nothing else can suck through a hole in the wall quite like the vacuum of outer space.

Typical Russians, being all holier than thou about it. 

Because the safetymabob that connects to the envirodoodle is the same part on all cars. Everyone knows that, I’ll show you how you can remove yours and get your $3,500 check in the mail, it’s wicked easy.”

Follow-up observations have revealed that the object has a hyperbolic orbit

CP, not because it’s a replica (it isn’t, really), but rather a bad car, wearing a nice car’s suit.

The active aero is purely cosmetic. The only downforce needed is the weight of the driver’s massive balls.

To be fair, every Nissan Altima looks like that in LA.

Hahaha sharks are afraid to swear, apparently.

extremely similar

“we all” pretty much covers everyone.

Considering what gutless lives we all lead and how intensely she lived, you have to admire that outlook. And sometimes the brave pay the ultimate price.

Since you’re English, I’ll just assume you’ve never been to Scottsdale, Arizona.

Yeah I feel like such a wimp for refusing to strap myself to a jet engine and blow myself to smithereens in the desert, like a REAL human being

Lauding her drive and willingness to do amazing things is great, and I’m sure as hell sad about this, but calling people gutless and sheep because they choose not to take unnecessary risks for an adrenaline thrill is some really pathetic projecting.

Close. Put Hammond on one island with a crate of fine scotch and put Clarkson on another within eyesight with a crate of gin, and let them try to figure out how to get to the other island.

What do you mean, “scam”? They’ve sold quantum-encryption services to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook…