Amazon sells everything from batteries to butt plugs to butt plugs that require batteries.

Unless there’s a Whole Foods at the top of that ramp, I fail to see the real world application of this ability. 

Chevy Malibu - come see what the buzz is all about.

Some time last year my friend took his phone to the Apple store to get the battery replaced. He got back a dead phone and apparently the employee was hoping he wouldn’t notice or that the phone would somehow fix itself. They tried scheduling an appointment for another day at which point he threw a fit and got a new…

Funny...

It’s never too old

I love a well produced and presented Propaganda piece. So many hacks nowadays its nice to see it well done Old School

And what on earth are they actually SELLING if they only clocked $6000 in sales in an entire quarter?!

The closure of Lordstown—and Trump’s inability to stop it—offers the perfect metaphor for people who pin their hopes on both him and a wrathful space magician.

That’s a shitload of downforce.

I’m beginning to wonder if perhaps it isn’t the healthiest thing in the world for people to wrap their entire identity and core of their being around the act of consumption of a specific product.

I’m just taking a stab in the dark that these self described Gamers™ and Consumers™ would probably benefit from backing…

Yuh huh.

On a $500 Jeep it’s rust.  On a 1914 Indian, it’s patina.

I always wonder if the people who do this journey really consider how far outside of humanity it’s taking them. You think of some idealized past human who could live off the land and be self sufficient, but the reality is that humans have been parts of societies since before they could be recognized as being human.…

it’s more of a lizard people homeworld and i can’t go home until ive finished The Assimilation

They all come with manuals.   The problem is that they are in the glovebox and start off with explained how to get the car out of Park.

Wow you are a bigoted idiot.

I found long ago that what I was taught of Jesus and how to be kind and generous was not the general belief of the greater catholic church or any other church other than the one I attended. And I’ve studied most of the Abrahamic Religions and done a cursory study of the historical polytheistic beliefs. The end result…

Other analogies: Atheism is just another form of religion like bald is just another hair color. Also, atheism is just another form of religion like health is just another form of disease.

Yeah and based on that pew research, I’m fully backing those American white male atheists who are highly educated Democrats that support LGBT rights, believe in the right to choose, and are grown up enough to not require an invisible man in the sky for moral guidance. If being a white atheist means I don’t have to…