I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

That’s where the similarities stopped.

College kids are wholly unprepared for the real world? You don’t say!

I just tried that, and the door opened.

Throwing back home run balls is fucking dumb. Unless you’re Henry Rowengartner.

Needs a more in depth review. You didn’t even crash to find out if it protects your head.

That’s the most exciting football related thing to happen in Jacksonville in years.

Yeah, they’re both dicks. They admitted they knew the law, knew that they were breaking it, and said repeatedly they do it again. IMO the fine isn’t enough.

And even funnier when they’re all about the Constitution until they don’t like the SC rulings. Then all of a sudden they’re all about “fire the judges” and “we don’t need the Supreme Court”.

I prefer YoSaffBridge’s Bible to that one.

If $135,000 seems like a lot just for emotional damages, it is worth noting that the baker did not just refuse them service. She also published the couple’s names and home address on the Internet and encouraged people to harass them. So there was much more emotional damage than just refusing them service.

It’s funny how the conservatives are all about “states’ rights” until they don’t like the law the state made. Then all of a sudden they’re all about the “constitution.”

I do sort of feel for the bakers. I mean, after all we all know that the original translation of Mark 6:41 reads:

This is not a good day for England.

They’re the first ones that actually started industrially producing sadness back in the late 1800’s.

The Cleveland of sports nations. National export is Sadness.

I’m truly shocked at how snarky Andi manages to be while still being completely wrong.

I kind of feel like this is overly complicated! I’ve entirely revised my hard boiled egg strategy and its dead simple:

mention of the oxford comma. plus 10 internet pretentiousness points.