DeMuro, I blame you for this...

"I used to watch Scrubs after school every day."

I feel like if you get hit by somebody named "Big Jim", you're gonna have a bad time.

I hope I never live to see the day that a PT cruiser is considered a "beautiful classic"... Even saying those words in the same sentence gives me the shivers.

And LA residents thought they were done with bad shots once Kobe shut it down.

Surprised I didn't hear about this on Jelopnic.com first!

In related news, Jozy Altidore was arrested for playing like 15-year old girl.

I tried the same tactic while appearing at traffic court the other day.

For those of you who think FSU deliberately waited to refer the matter, last week should have made it clear they have somewhat of a tendency to inexplicably drop the ball.

Wow, they actually found a way to put the words "Cleveland Browns" and "pathetic" in the same sentence and yet STILL BE WRONG. Damn.

Hey Lizard? Am I standing in poop?

Wait...wait...when did I put green man on?