What is douchejuice? Is it a boost I can add to a smoothie at Jamba Juice?

That is quite possibly one of the worst feeds on Twitter. Kind of heartbreaking too. You can tell the guy doesn't actually believe what he's saying, just trying to project a tough and/or shocking image. Plus he's way above the 25-to-1 tweet-to-follower ratio threshhold that I honestly believe indicates one has…

Judging by the telltale lines around Bobby Valentine's ears, he knows someone who can give guys a lift.

Joe's work will literally go viral. Because it will be on hotel hallway floors.

It's still better than the original idea: a thin wafer and a shot of bad red wine.

It's Hooters. Why isn't Shanahan breaded?

Unfortunately, the Southern Miss Cultural Sensitivity Training Course focuses primarily upon distinguishing between "White" and "Passing."

Ladies, in Aruba you're not the one who decides your life is complete.

Horse safety has been of foremost concern at HBO since the first season of Sex and the City.

Dad (holding brackets): "Where did you get this? Who taught you how to do this stuff?"

Sad thing is, he was only a few days away from retirement.

Now I feel different about my special-edition Vineyard Vines bandolier.

A PETA spokesman said they have no problem with the tank being repeatedly struck or the fan noise. But they drew the line at the fish having to watch nine games versus the Mets.

I can't believe Peyton is turning down a chance to be wined and dined by the Dolphins. I know he lives there, but still.

Then he'd be like a lot of people living in Phoenix.

I love DadBoner too much to have it destroyed by some corncob television show, you guys. Though I'm sure Karl would suggest Samuel L. Jackson to play him. Pretty bad ass. USA.

How ironic. Sandusky used to love it when briefs were denied. Boxers, too.

"Cooley?" Enough with the racist basketball articles, Deadspin!

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This movie made me nostalgic. For ninth grade English class.